So I'm sitting here in the library on a mac minding my own business. And suddenly someone comes and taps me on the shoulder. Who could it be? Why no one else by Santa Claus himself.
"What could you possibly be doing here?" I asked the jolly old man.
"I'm here to give you a present" he replied.
"A present?" I asked.
"Indeed"
He walked away and out of the door of the library. I arose from my computer and followed him. He walked outside and mounted his sleigh. His 8 reindeer rose into the air and flew into the sky.
"Weren't you going to give me something?" I shouted into the sky. Santa gave no reply as he flew away.
I began to sweat purple lady bugs as I decided to pursue him. As I walked down the road I was greeted by a fairly large, maroon kangaroo.
"What are you doing here?" I asked.
"Well, I woke up this morning and realized I had a rather large craving for some poached eggs. But when I went to get some out of my fridge, I discovered I had no applesauce."
"How dreadful" I replied.
"Indeed" he said back.
He and I walked further down the road and soon met Trevor.
"Trevor!" I exclaimed.
"Yes?" he said.
"Do you have any applesauce?" I asked.
"No, but I do have some corn syrup".
"That'll do" said the kangaroo.
Trevor gave the kangaroo his corn syrup and we all flew back to Turkey.